Special guest post by GIzmo...the ladies man.

How to pick up the bitches

 

by Gizmo

The Ladies Man

 

 

Step one: Be inordinately handsome (see above picture)

Step two: Get this hat.

Step three: Find a sexy bitch.

 Step 4:  Wear the aforementioned hat.

 

If all is well at this point, the following conversation should occur.

SB:  OMG, What rU supposed to be??

You: I'm a quest completor

SB: Wouldn't you wanna be a quest "giver" instead.

You: Naw baby, after you have me, your search is over, all your quest's are completed.

SB: orly?

If you just follow this foolproof plan, you will be seeing more of this:

And hopefully, a lot less of this:

See you next time,

Gizmo, the ladies man

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