How to pick up the bitches
by Gizmo
The Ladies Man
Step one: Be inordinately handsome (see above picture)
Step two: Get this hat.
Step three: Find a sexy bitch.
Step 4: Wear the aforementioned hat.
If all is well at this point, the following conversation should occur.
SB: OMG, What rU supposed to be??
You: I'm a quest completor
SB: Wouldn't you wanna be a quest "giver" instead.
You: Naw baby, after you have me, your search is over, all your quest's are completed.
SB: orly?
If you just follow this foolproof plan, you will be seeing more of this:
And hopefully, a lot less of this:
See you next time,
Gizmo, the ladies man