Monday, April 4, 2011
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Special guest post by GIzmo...the ladies man.
How to pick up the bitches
by Gizmo
The Ladies Man
Step one: Be inordinately handsome (see above picture)
Step two: Get this hat.
Step three: Find a sexy bitch.
Step 4: Wear the aforementioned hat.
If all is well at this point, the following conversation should occur.
SB: OMG, What rU supposed to be??
You: I'm a quest completor
SB: Wouldn't you wanna be a quest "giver" instead.
You: Naw baby, after you have me, your search is over, all your quest's are completed.
SB: orly?
If you just follow this foolproof plan, you will be seeing more of this:
And hopefully, a lot less of this:
See you next time,
Gizmo, the ladies man
Sunday, August 15, 2010
2 years, 2 titles, 0 losses, total domination.
Blue Devils Mirror '09, Make undefeated run to second straight title
By Darcy Wallace
Sunday, August 15, 2010 - 2:34 AM
The 2010 World Championship Finals ended with the color gold for Blue. For the second year in a row, the Blue Devils won the gold medal in the World Class, concluding one of the most competitive Drum Corps International seasons in recent history.
Blue Devils“I’m not sure how we got there, but I know what made up the organization,” said Blue Devils Executive Director David Gibbs. “It's the staff, designers, instructors, and an amazing group of kids who were committed from day one to the end. The talent and commitment of these kids made it happen.”
The Blue Devils’ winning program, “Through a Glass, Darkly” was based on the experimental musical selections of Bob Graettinger’s “City of Glass” that was written for Stan Kenton. “We knew it probably wouldn't be the crowd favorite,” said Percussion Arranger Scott Johnson. “I don't want to say we didn't care about the crowd, because we always do, but we wanted to try something different. We figured after last year's success we had to do something different, and the performers bought into it.”
Yet perhaps the defining characteristic of the 2010 season was the exciting competitive action among corps outside of first place. In the weeks leading up to World Championship Finals, the Cavaliers and Bluecoats took second and third, sometimes switching for several nights in a row. During Finals week, the Cavaliers topped Bluecoats in all three shows, and also came closest to upending the Blue Devils at the Semifinals, reducing the margin to.7 on Friday. In the end, the corps took second place scoring 97.75.
Saturday, July 31, 2010
The Maelstrom is probably epic enough for you now
The Maelstrom is probably epic enough for you now
by Michael Sacco
Jul 30th 2010 at 1:00PM
A week or so ago, someone on the Cataclysm beta forums complained that the Maelstrom's appearance in the upcoming expansion just wasn't epic enough. It's a pretty silly thing to say. Valnoth, aka WoW Lead World Designer Alex Afrasiabi, apparently agreed and responded with the following:
Re: The Maelstrom?
Maybe I missed the memo on levels of "epicosity" or something, but I'm pretty sure the Maelstrom is a CLASS 10 epic zone. Though I guess it is missing sharks with laser beams patrolling the waters and Arthur Fonzarelli jumping across it with water skis. And dinosaurs.
And then, a bit later, posted:
Re: The Maelstrom?
After reading this post I called for a meeting with TOP TOP MEN (that's two tops) in order to figure out a solution to the problem at hand. Frankly, I think we hit a home run. The next 4.0 build (or the one after) should have a Maelstrom that's between 10 - 50x more epic than what currently exists.Buckle yourselves into your computer chairs or face being blown away!
And sure enough, as promised, this latest beta build has turned the "Epic" dial up to 11 where the Maelstrom is concerned. Flying around it is Epicus Maximus <Paragon of Epicosity>, a level 90 elite shark, who is being ridden by an elite rare devilsaur named <And a Dinosaur> riding a rocket and manning (dinosauring?) a laser beam, being ridden by an undead mage playing guitar named <Rock On>.That should suffice.
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Filed under: Cataclysm
I'm on a shark.
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Your taste buds can't repel flavor of this magnitude!
All these are really really funny, especially if you are a Star Wars fan.
Click on the link to see...you won't regret it.